A Day in the Life Summer 2018

Day in the Life

24 August 2018

Papi 72

Grami 69

Husband 43

Jane 42

Tyler 4

Kate 3

0139 Oh shit! I missed getting up at 11:30 for Kate’s dream pee
0140 Arrive in Kate’s room and discover that she has wet the bed. Take off wet clothes and put her on the potty while I strip off the wet sheets and find some dry PJs for her
0142 She falls asleep as soon as I place her back in bed. Cover her with her blanket and take a moment just to watch her. She does look so angelic while sleeping
0145 Climb back in bed trying not to disturb Tyler, who is sleeping on the foot of my bed and seems to have claimed more space while I was gone
0307 Something wakes me up. The next alarm for Kate’s dream pee is at 0330, but I decided to do it now.
0310 Gently wake Kate and bring her to her potty. I have developed such an appreciation for the sound of urine hitting the plastic kiddie potty. It is music to my ears
0314 Dump the contents of the potty. Funny how there doesn’t seem to be too much there, but when she wets the bed it soaks everything
0449 Tyler is meowing. Why is he still meowing? He is on Kitty Prozac and Kitty Medical Marijuana and had been doing so much better!
0500 As he won’t shut up, I go to the kitchen to investigate. He still has some wet food and his dry food bowl is full, but he has no water. I cleaned his bowl last night and ran it through the dishwasher and didn’t put down a replacement bowl. I fill one of Kate’s plastic bowls for him and feel like an asshole
0515 To let me know how thankful he is, Tyler returns to my bed and sits on my chest, brushing his tail in my face a few times
0545 Appreciate that I’m off today and don’t need to get up to go to work
0620 Alarm goes off as I planned to get up and go to the gym. I thought Kate would be up by now, so I could say good bye to her. Oh well, if she freaks out that I’m not home, there are three people who can console her
0630 Dress for the gym. Weight 151.2. Not where I want it to be, but pleasantly surprised as I had two dinner meetings for work this week and am guilty of a little stress eating. Plus I didn’t swim or gym this week
0640 Leave for the gym
0703 Arrive a little late as I was delayed by a freight train. I’ve never attended this time slot before and I don’t know anyone. The woman who was my partner for the warm up asked me if I just finished basics.
0720 The Strength portion of the WOD is a 1 rep max Power Snatch. I hit 38 kg (84 lbs) which is a PR!
0735 Staring working up for the rest of the WOD. It’s 5 rounds of 8 Dumbbell Thrusters at 35 lbs and 8 ring rows (on a box to Rx) It doesn’t sound too bad
0737 I’m struggling with the 30 lbs dumbbells. I don’t think I can do the Rx weight
0740 For seeming so simple, this WOD is a bitch. I feel disappointed that I couldn’t Rx it
0749:51 Finish the WOD
0755 Get ready to leave after some stretching and using the foam roller

0808 After thinking I’d be home earlier than expected, I hit major traffic just after the last exit where I can take the back roads

0813 I’ve barely moved. Not sure if there was an accident or this is just normal congestion for this time of day

0824 Arrive home in twice the time it usually takes to get home

0830 Find Husband is on a work call. Kate and my mom are in the Kitchen watching Nick Jr cartoons and my dad is in the shower

0834 I get out some sweet potatoes as I was planning to make some packets for Kate. It’s a struggle to get any vegetables into her, so I’m making my own squeeze pouches of sweet potato, carrots, banana with a little spinach thrown in 

0835 My mom sees the sweet potato and asks if I am making sausage scramble. She and Kate are interesting in eating some, so I guess I am now

0837 I take note that Kate is still in the same clothes I dressed her in last night, so she stayed dry for the rest of the night. I’ll take only one accident as a win

0840 I multi-task setting up the cats’ water bowl, cooking the carrots and sweet potatoes, and making the scramble

0850 Breakfast is served! My mom and I sit down to eat with Kate. Kate says it’s too hot and gets down from her chair and heads to play in her room. I don’t chase after her as the food is a bit hot and I’m hungry and just want to eat. 

0900 My phone starts blowing up with text messages and alerts. I start to freak out thinking it could be work related, as shit always seems to hit the fan when I’m out of the office. 

0901 I check my phone. Phew. It’s only coupons from Jo.ann Fabrics and Lake.shore Leaning, plus a reminder from MyFitnessPal to log my weight 

0905 Husband has finished his conference call and comes in to the kitchen for more coffee. He is surprised to see me, as he forgot I am off today and thought I already left for work. 

0920 I’m using my Mini Ninja Chopper to make the packets. I have to do it in two batches and I can hear the motor is starting to strain. I need to see if there is a larger sized Ninja as I am still loathe to drag out my food processor

0925 As I set up the filling station for the packets, Kate wants to help and drags out her ‘Tower or Power’

0926 She thinks were are making applesauce (as she does have packets of applesauce). Well technically, the French word for potato is ‘pomme de terre’ (Apple of the land), so it’s not too much of a stretch… hey, I’m all for deception if it gets them to eat more vegetables. Yes, Kate; we’re making applesauce 

0930 She actually does a good job working the filling station. I put Pep.pa Pig stickers on the packets and prepare them for the freezer. Since her new Day Care doesn’t have a fridge, my thought is that these packets will provide some cool insulation 

0940 To my surprise, Kate goes to the table and eats her scramble without any prompting. She only eats half if it, but I’ll take it. 

1008 Finish cleaning up in the kitchen. Kate brings the packets into the garage to put in the chest freezer. She sees a package of Adelis sausage and decided we need to bring it into the house to have for dinner this week. Sure, why not?

1015 I bring in the clothes that were drying on the drying rack in the garage. Kate follows me and starts playing in the garage. 

1020 Start a load of Kate’s wash so I can clean her wet sheets from the night before. I discover that my parents didn’t hang her wet swim stuff and left it in her swim bag. I throw the whole bag in the washer

1024 Kate is playing in my room as I’m hanging clothes up. She wants to make a tent. We had to bring out the spare duvet this week as Tyler puked on our bed (seriously, my life is awesome) 

1025 She tucks an edge of the duvet in the top drawer of my dresser and the pulls the duvet over my bed. I secure it by placing our foam roller over it. 

1026 Kate is sitting in her tent so she can hide from ‘monsters’ 

1030 I go into Kate’s room to tidy her room a bit. I collect some play food and return it to her kitchen. I end up re-organizing the foods in her refrigerator and pantry and wonder how I ended up with another kitchen to clean

1035 Kate finds me and announces that she wants to move the tent to the other side of my bed

1037 I try to explain that her existing space is better as it gives her more room, but she’s figured out that she can use my night table to help support another blanket wall. This kid know how to build forts

1040 After helping Kate with her tent, I go into the kitchen to grab a yoghurt. It hit the expiration date two days ago, but passes the sniff test

1045 Although it’s a violation of my ‘no eating in the bedroom’ rule, I oblige Kate and eat my yoghurt under her tent. 

1055 Take my empty yoghurt container and spoon to the sink. Discover that the recycling container are full and bring them out to the larger bins in the garage. My parents (with help from Husband) have consumed two bottles of wine, three 2L bottles of diet tonic water, and a big-ass bottle of Costco Vodka. Is that a lot for three weeks?

1110 Change into my swim gear and load my bag into the car. Since I missed going swimming at 6 AM all this week, I somehow managed to talk my parents into watching Kate so I can swim in the noon class.

1115 Start to explain to Kate that I will be leaving. She has been more clingy lately and threw the mother of all tantrums when I left for the gym last Sunday.

1120 She starts to fuss and whines that she will be “lonely” in her tent. I suggest getting some of her animals from her room and she thinks it is a great idea

1125 As Kate is busy brining her stuffed animals into my room,  I slip out patio door. My Dad had just finished putting the final touches on Kate’s new playhouse and wanted a dustpan and broom to sweep up. I hand them to him and feel really guilty as it’s something I should do after he and Husband worked so hard to assemble the playhouse.

1130 Leave for the pool

1155 Arrive at the pool. At 6 AM, the drive only takes 15 minutes, but downtown traffic at noon on a Friday is a nightmare

1156 I place my parking tag on my real view mirror. Whoops I never sent in a request for a summer session tag and the one I have is from the spring semester.  Hopefully, the parking lot attendant will be on lunch…

1157 I text my mom and dad a list of the items we need for dinner tonight in case they decide to go to Safe.way I am swimming. The nagging voice inside my head is telling me that I should have done this earlier as it’s cutting into my warm up time

1204 Dive into Lane 7 which is my usual morning lane. There are already two swimmers in the lane. The noon swimmers are a little slower than the 6 AMers so I always get a bit of a confidence boost. 

1208 Annoyingly, a 4th (and slow) swimmer joins our lane while there is only one swimmer in Lane 8 (the designated slow lane). I move into Lane 8 as I’d rather split the lane and swim at my own pace than try to circle swim with three others. 

1230 The main set begins. Our coach announces today is backstroke day and there is a loud collective groan, save the one or two swimmers who are decent at backstroke

1231 The set involves 6 x 75 of various backstroke drills and to my surprise, I’m crushing it! I’m keeping up with a guy in Lane 6 and I’m way ahead of everyone in Lane 7

1245 I get moved to Lane 6 and discover that one of my former 6 AM Lane mates (who moved to Seattle for a graduate program) is back visiting. I barely have time to say hello before we have to do 50 yard backstroke sprints x 2. He and the other swimmer in Lane 6 decide that I get to be the Lane Leader.

1247 Finish my second fast 50 backstroke. I think I need a defibrillator

1250 My former lane mate tells me that my backstroke is looking good. He must not be swimming very much is Seattle 

1302 We finish the set at last! Since there isn’t a class to follow at noon, our coach has no qualms about pushing us passed the hour mark

1315 I open up my swim bag and discover that my mom took my towel and cover up out of the dryer and folded them before placing them in my swim bag. I’ve been swimming for over 6 years and each time I throw my wet stuff in the dryer and then shove it back in my swim bag. It never occurred to me to fold anything

1317 I’m the last to use the outdoor shower, which means the water may be cold or

1318… really hot. On a hot day it’s unbearable, but today is cloudy and a little cooler, so it feels really nice. 

1325 Make it back to my car. No ticket. 

1327 Quickly check my work email to make sure I’m not missing anything urgent. 

1349 Arrive at home. Husband has already left for his hockey game and my parents and Kate are playing in the back yard. She has not had a nap and they did not do the shopping. I kind of thought they would have done this, so that Kate can nap in the car (as still, this is the only way we get her to nap with us) but I say nothing.

1350 She also hasn’t had lunch, but I am saying nothing

1351 Of course, Kate wants chicken nuggets for lunch, which I know will take too long to make and I don’t think she’ll hold out that long. My mom gives her some Tris.cuit crackers with vegetable cream cheese. Works for me.

1400 My mom informs me that after three and a half weeks at our house she is “losing her identity” She needs to watch the news and take walks each day. I nearly give myself a migraine trying not to roll my eyes as I feel she is being *a touch* dramatic, but instead I offer a few suggestions of some good places to walk

1420 After her ‘lunch’ something sets Kate off into a titanic meltdown

1421 My mom says “I don’t know what this is about”

1422 Captain Obvious states “She’s overtired and needs a nap”

1425 After much back and forth with my mom, I offer to drive Kate so she will nap and do the shopping

1430 Grab the shopping bags and take Kate to the car, I should try to get her to use the potty, but she’s still in full-on meltdown. She is refusing to put on pants. I decide I’ll just cover her with a blanket 

1437 I took a long detour, which was unnecessary as Kate is fast asleep, at least it is a very scenic route

1443 Slowly drive past a house with an amazing garden and stare longingly. 

1450 Fret as I’ve added so much unnecessary extra time to my trip and now I’m stuck in traffic

1455 This time the traffic clears, just as I’m about to jump off the highway on to backroads

1510 Arrive at Safe.way. Check work email to give Kate a few minutes to stay in deep sleep after I’ve turned off the car

1515 Successfully transfer Kate into her stroller. Cover her bare legs with her blanket

1517 I really need to pee, so I head to the store bathroom. Laugh to myself as we’re usually running to this bathroom when Kate needs to go, now it’s my turn

1520 I consider doing a ‘dream pee’ with Kate as I’m not sure when the last time she went. Consider texting my mom to ask, but decide against risking waking her up. 

1525 I leisurely walk up each aisle. It makes such a change to have a peaceful shopping trip

1530 I have an obsession with Open Nature Yoghurt. It’s cheaper than other brans and has less sugar and a better protein to carbs ratio. My favorite flavor is coconut, but not all stores carry it, so I have to stock up when I see it. I clear the shelf of all twelve containers of coconut yoghurt

1531 Giggle to myself as the last time I was here with Kate and she saw my excitement over the coconut yoghurt, she grabbed a random container of some yoghurt and exclaimed “Yessss! They have my yoghurt Whoo-hooo!” She may have been mimicking my behavior 

1540 I think I see one of my patients in the produce department

1545 Head to the check out. The guy behind me asks me what I did to Kate to make her sleep (um, she’s tired) and then comments on how much yoghurt I am buying. I really want to get away from him and suddenly I remember that my Dad wanted me to pick up so more tonic water

1550 The tonic water is on sale 2/$3.00 I decide that I should by the two bottles, even though it’s really awkward to balance the basket and the two bottles of tonic water while pushing the stroller

1551 Yup, that is my patient, fortunately she doesn’t see me, especially as I’m now jugging the stupid bottles of tonic water.

1600 Make it through the check out and drop groceries off in my car. I also need to go to GNC for more protein power and they are having a BOGO sale that ends tomorrow

1602 Fuck. GNC is closed for 30 minutes for lunch, although they don’t know what time this lunch break started…

1603 I decided to walk the length of the shopping plaza

1605 toward the Fro-yo place. After hitting the gym and the pool today, I’m really tempted

1610 I walk into Yoghurt Deluxe. They don’t have coconut 

1612 I taste a sample of New York Cheesecake, but decide against getting fro-yo as it could get really awkward if Kate wakes up while I’m eating some fro-yo and didn’t get any for her

1613 Stick a dollar in the tip jar as I feel cheeky just coming in for a sample.

1625 After walking all the way up and down the shopping Plaza, GNC is open. Not only can I take advantage of the BOGO sale, I had $55 in rewards to use. As Kate would say “Whoo-hoo!” 

1635 Transfer Kate back into her car seat. She wakes up. Fuck.

1637 Kate sees the bottle of coconut water that I bought for myself and wants some. 

1642 As I’m stopped at the light, waiting to exit the shopping plaza, I look in my rear view mirror and note that Kate has fallen back to sleep, holding the coconut water

1643 Carefully remove the coconut water from Kate’s hand, just as the light turns green. The guy behind me is slamming on his horn, but fortunately, it doesn’t wake Kate. 

1703 Stuck in traffic on 580 for the second time today

1718 Finally arrive home. Kate is still asleep!

1720 Start to put away groceries. My Dad is watching the Red Sox and my mom is lying down on the couch

1730 Just as I finish putting groceries away, my mom asks if I need any help

1735 I decided to have a lay down myself, knowing full well that as soon as I get on my bed…

1736 Kate wakes up

1737 I get Kate out of her car seat, fully expecting her to be soaked, but to my surprise she is dry!

1738 I put her on the potty despite her protests and she takes the world’s longest pee

1740 Kate is asking to watch a show

1745 We curl up on my bed and start watching Team Umi Zoomi

1750 Tyler comes to join us

1800 At some point I nod off. The backstroke set is catching up with me. I recall that I managed to take a short nap during my last DITL post, but it really is a rare occurrence. 

1840 Because I was so tired, Kate managed to sneak in one more show. Thanks to Team Umi Zoomi, she can figure out “If I get three shows and I watched one, I get two more?”

1845 Head out to the patio and find my parents drinking wine. 

1846 Kate is playing in her playhouse

1910 I go into the kitchen to start dinner. My mom follows and she wants to check out the Insta.pot

1915 We’re having Chicken Tacos. It’s one of my favorite go-to meals, and one that we used to do in the crock pot, but I find it’s better in the Insta.pot

1916 My mom seems impressed that I prepare and store batches of the dry ingredients to save time. 

1918 Dump the chicken thighs, spices, water and salsa into the IP and set the Poultry setting to 21 minutes

1930 The IP is finally ready. I always forget to add time for heating and for releasing the steam. Fortunately my mom has poured another glass of wine and doesn’t notice how late it is

1940 I go outside to check on my Dad and Kate. My Dad is sitting on Kate’s picnic table, which he moved to be adjacent to the Playhouse. Apparently he is in “Pretend Crog.ans” [our local pub that we frequent every Saturday night] and she is “Pretend Mallory” [the name of our favorite waitress] who is serving some food to my dad and a few stuffed animals who are also sitting at the picnic table

1951 The Insta.pot is finally ready to be vented

1955 Crap. I also forgot it takes another 8-10 minutes to sauté the excess water

2005 Which is also the same time it takes to bring Kate in from the Playhouse and collect her animals after convincing her that she doesn’t want to leave them outside overnight

2015 Grateful to my mom for heating the beans and corn. Dinner is ready !

2017 I stick some shreads of chicken in Kate’s guacamole 

2025 To my surprise, Kate has been sitting in her chair and is eating her dinner. Maybe the solution to her eating struggles is just to smear all her food in guac

2030 As Kate finished her dinner, she is rewarded with a mini-ice cream Drum.stick. I don’t like doing dessert every night, but I’m going to let it pass as a treat while the grandparents are visiting 

2031 Another perk of the IP, clean up is easy. I was the pot and stick everything else in the dishwasher

2040 Give Kate her 5 minute warning until her bath

2041 Run the bath water. Enjoy a few quiet minutes to check Face.book and email

2050 Spent a little too much time on my I.pad. A little late getting Kate in the tub

2051 Kate is resisting her bath, so I offer to be a “unicorn” and let Kate pretend to be Nella the Princess Knight and ride on my back to the tub

2052 It works, but as soon as we get to the tub, she runs off

2053 Find Kate in the kitchen looking at the I.pad with my Dad

2055 They’re watching a news video about some naval ship in the Boston Harbor

2056 I tell Kate that the video is “sooo boring!” To try to re-direct her focus back to the bath. 

2057 My Dad informs me that it’s not boring as this ship represents important military history, but he can appreciate what I am trying to do

2058 No, it is really boring. 

2100 My mom asks me how often I use the IP, which leads to a conversation about how Husband is not helpful at all with meal planning.

2110 Apparently, I can go on about this topic for a while

2111 Kate has moved on to looking at pictures of my cousin’s wedding with my Dad

2112 I conclude that it’s too late for Kate’s bath

2113 I let my Dad know that I’m really annoyed with him for showing her an I.pad when he knew I was trying to get her into the bath and for not backing me up when I tried to get her to stop watching and go take her bath, but I’m really annoyed at myself for not being more firm. I can’t be upset about Kate’s lack of decorum while my parents are visiting if I let her get away with bending the rules

2115 Kates says good-night to my parents and then brushes her teeth for two seconds

2118 Change into bed clothes and start reading stories, we have already read her library books multiple times and we only checked them out a few days ago

2130 Turn out the light and kiss Kate good night. 

2140 It doesn’t take long for her to fall asleep

2145 Say good night to my parents who have already gone to their room

2150 Climb into my bed, Tyler jumps into my lap

2151 Start watching Real Time with Bill Maher.

2204 Husband arrives home. Ask him how his game went and feign interest 

2230 Fall asleep before Bill Maher’s New Rules

2310 Wake up as Tyler jumps off the bed

2311 Take Kate for her dream pee. This is my life. Wash, rinse, repeat. 

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